Deceased Beach Bar Mitzvah

by The Wasties

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I hope you have ear lube and ear condoms on standby, because you're about to get fucked in the ear.

We're very proud to present our first EP! Eat it up, bitches. This shit is all free on our soundcloud, but if you want the extra super duper high quality lossless versions, we got you covered. Only 1 dollar!

"I’m the biggest sucker for surf guitar. The Wasties match rockabilly sensitivities with straight-forward surf riffs then add a bangin’ rhythm section and a vocalist that not only matches all these influences but makes it his own and you’ve got a band and a release in “Deceased Beach Bar Mitzvah” that doesn’t disappoint. Throw in some theremin and you’ve got me as a fan for life." - Chuck Livid (


released July 29, 2016

Pierre Menard - Synthesizer, theremin, production, weird noises
Jordan Brown - Bass (Kill Some Time)
Joey O'Gorman - Vocals, guitars, harmonica, drums, bass



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The Wasties Ottawa, Ontario

Surfy, jangly guitars and pure ear-splitting awesomeness.

You've been warned.

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